"You want me to put what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michelangelo
"It does so make fucking sense! You try to figure it out then!"
- Pythagoras
"Where are all these fucking Indians coming from?"
- Custer
"Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"I hear there's a great fucking play at the theater. Wanna go?"
- Abraham Lincoln
"Et tu, fucker?"
- Julius Caesar
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Captain of the Challenger
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"Nobody is ever going to watch this fucking light show."
- George Lucas
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"I don't suppose it's going to fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Fine, if you don't believe me, you figure the fucking thing
out then"
- Albert Einstein
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"I need this fucking parade like I need a fucking hole in my
head."
- John F. Kennedy
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Found written on a stall door in a truckstop restroom in the Midwest:
"God is dead" - Nietzsche
Underneath that is written:
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Our favorite four letter word throughout history
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LOVE it! Then again I do have a mouth like a sailor. hee hee
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